Where are all the war protesters?

I can't seem to find all the sign waving citizens of conscience on my drive in to work anymore, even driving around town at other times. If my sources at Fox News are correct, we still have troops in Iraq and Afghanistan. I kind of remember promises made by a certain political candidate last year, I believe it was for President, and the guy said he was going to end the war and bring the troops home.

Now the protesters from last year are missing in action. We need to find them. Something has happened to them. I have a bad feeling about this that something has befallen them. Could it be political expediency? Naw, how could I think of such a thing! Maybe war under a greater man makes it palatable to them.